Programmers are Evil
(the compelling new evidence)
Schedule

Presented by:

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Bryan Lunduke

Bryan Lunduke used to be a Software Developer, Vice President of game companies, Marketing Guru at SUSE, openSUSE elected Board member.

What's he up to now? Nobody knows... It's a big mystery.

Computer Programmers. Software Developers. Coders. Software Engineers. Whatever you want to call them, one thing is astoundingly clear: They are pure evil. Down to their cold, icy hearts. Don't believe me? Give me 1 hour. I will irrefutably prove it to you. Especially Open Source programmers. They're just the worst.

Date:
2018 April 28 - 06:00
Duration:
45 min
Room:
HC-108
Conference:
LinuxFest Northwest 2018
Language:
Track:
Humans
Difficulty:
Easy

Happening at the same time:

  1. Programmers are Evil
    2. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    HC-108

  2. OpenSource: Love what you do everyday!
    3. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    G-103

  3. Successful 2FA is a matter of smooth workflows
    4. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    CC-200

  4. Orchestrating Multi-service Applications on Kubernetes
    5. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    CC-235

  5. GO generate all the things!
    6. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    CC-236

  6. Better Brewing through Data Science and Machine Learning
    7. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    CC-208

  7. The Ubuntu Home Server
    8. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    CC-115

  8. The business case for copyleft
    9. Start Time:
    2018 April 28 06:00

    Room:
    CC-114